Hysterical journalism school commencement address

I believe the term for Gene Weingarten's commencement address to graduates from the University of Maryland College of Journalism is "whistling in the dark." Another term would be 'hysterical.' The lede sets the tone:

"I want to congratulate you all upon your graduation from the University of Maryland College of Journalism, and wish you luck as you prepare to embark on exciting careers in telemarketing or large-appliance repair."

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